Which Celebrity Would You Rather Reproduce With?

Which worn out celebrity with a drinking problem would you rather do?

David Hasselhoff
Once the male star on Baywatch and a uber-celebrity in Europe, the Hoff is now looking a little Hasseled these days. It doesn't help that his own daughter, in an effort to stop his drinking, released video of a very drunk David Hasselhoff eating hamburgers with no shirt on. Mitch Buchannon has seen better days.


Mel Gibson
Once a big star in blockbuster movies, Mel Gibson has also seen better days. Even worse than the movie"Signs", Mel's career really rock-bottomed when he was arrested while drunk driving and went on a drunk and raged anti-Semitic tirade and called the arresting officer "sugar tits."
Mugshot:

Which baby making machine would you rather have more children with? Either way, if you're forced to reproduce with sometime to save the world, either one of these mega mamas is probably a good bet. With 14 or 18 children, they probably know a thing or two about raising babies.

Nadya Suleman
The octomom who's in the news for having EIGHT children at once! That's in addition to the SIX children she already has! Oh and she had them all through in vitro so the kids don't have a dad in their lives. And Nadya doesn't have job, lives with her parents, and receives food stamps and disability checks from the government.


Michelle Duggar
The Duggar family currently has 18 children! I say "currently" because they have no plans to stop having more babies. Of the 18 kids, only 2 sets were twins, which means Mama Duggar has been pregnant 60% of the time over the last 20 years. The Duggars are super religious and conservative and live in Arkansas where dad, Jim-Bob, serves on the Arkansas house of representatives. Their children are home schooled, all of their names start with the letter J, and they have their own reality show.

This is definitely a match up I wouldn't actually want to find myself choosing between.

Chris Brown. Until a few weeks ago, Chris Brown probably seemed liked a great catch, young, talented, great singer, great dancer, seems like a nice guy. Like a young Michael Jackson (before he went nuts). Well it didn't take long until Chris went nuts himself, attacking and badly beating up singer girlfriend Rihanna. Definitely no longer reproduction worthy.




If assault and battery aren't your thing, and getting peed on is more your style the other choice is R Kelly. In addition to his annoying songs and awful music videos, which should be a crime on their own, R Kelly has been sued on multiple occasions and arrested for having sex with minors. Including his most famous trial for child porn charges after a tape surfaced involving him, a minor, and pee. Eew.