tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14949745261261711202024-02-06T21:26:50.087-05:00Which Celebrity Would You Rather Reproduce With?Which wacky, gross, ugly, or stupid celebrity would you rather re-populate the earth with?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-79034993474680878382009-09-01T18:00:00.000-04:002009-09-01T18:00:00.832-04:00Lindsay Lohan vs Ali LohanLindsay Lohan is back to looking all sorts of crazy (like she ever really stopped). The <strike>43</strike> 23 year old has been running around town looking like a feral cat with crazy hair, fake lips, and an awful spray tan.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBNdzSPhn4IA9rihHZVJXIjD2cAVhgL6tWIlXe_AFKc0cBd45FeevH3XxU3SgE9Kgn5eDYmMf5bOii_Ydf4tQ8n6fw3U8KTtk2rbXSUk3TWcl8Blte4enSBUT9sjEL9Bhhp2-HXDIAEzJ1/s400/lindsay_lohan_ugly.jpg" /> </imageanchor="1"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Meanwhile, her <strike>45 year old stepmother </strike>15 year old sister is looking all types of haggard herself:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMHDmkeD5MCChgPiwiWZI0346utq39occS4PyqOv0dna-UaOYw6KFeTg8N9uwAg-WeWEI4ujKOWIJp4sAHyDxgaHL8q4tponXRPlLX56B9p49vLKjMmdN_lLRPyP82a_-vLOT7cfCv83RX/s400/ali_lohan_ugly.jpg" /></imageanchor="1"></div><br />
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This isn't really a good match-up since either way you'll end up with Lohan dna and your baby will come out smoking a cigarette and looking like a 40 year-old diner waitress who drives a pick up truck and has coffee stains all over apron.<br />
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But if you had to, do you choose Lindsay or Ali? <b> VOTE:</b><br />
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</script><noscript>&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;a href="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1943439/"&amp;gt;Lohan vs Lohan&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style="font-size:9px;"&amp;gt;(&amp;lt;a href="http://www.polldaddy.com"&amp;gt;online surveys&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;</noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-9206358905653443222009-06-25T23:21:00.003-04:002009-06-26T00:02:16.119-04:00Michael Jackson TributeMichael Jackson sadly and shockingly passed away today. He was a groundbreaking performer who truly changed the world of entertainment. Despite any past jokes about Michael, he is a legend and will forever continue to be the King of Pop. <br /><br />In tribute to Michael, here is my favorite MJ song, Billie Jean:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C-blEgMyJwU&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C-blEgMyJwU&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-7798226475571012652009-06-08T15:47:00.008-04:002009-06-08T18:27:43.246-04:00Heidi & Spencer vs Paris & DougFor a new twist, I'd like to pose the question of which celebrity couple you'd rather repopulate the Earth with if you and these couples were the last people left on Earth? Although if the 5 of you are the only people left on Earth, for the sake of humanity it might be best to cease all reproduction. But if you had to, for the "good" of mankind, would you rather reproduce with Heidi and Spencer Pratt or Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Speidi:</span><br /><a href="http://which-celebrity.blogspot.com/2008/11/heidi-montag-vs-victoria-beckham.html">Heidi Montag Pratt</a> and <a href="http://which-celebrity.blogspot.com/2008/08/spencer-pratt-vs-puck.html">Spencer Pratt</a>, better known as Speidi, are a ridiculous quasi celebrity couple featured on the MTV show The Hills. Spencer is somewhat known for controlling Heidi and for spreading vicious rumors about her friends to end their friendships, and is mainly known for having hideous facial flesh toned facial hair and for acting like an all-around douche.<br /><br />Recently Spencer and Heidi were on the reality show "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here" or as I like to call it "I Think I'm a Celebrity, Get Me on TV." Although they were supposed to be on the show to compete to win money for charity, they spent a few days threatening to leave, crying because someone ripped the label off her shampoo bottle, leaving, coming back, faking illnesses, saying they were too rich and famous to be on the show, and finally leaving. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizOdBUkG91M2o25SfvQhqQGzlNAGl10iuTC08hKKzUaifj4rlga5RqhAHogUrIoP-Rhvz5Dz8B1JcgpObcwdvv1-FWRBl2-hfbNTh7APfRkzbx5dTuAwdQWKLsDHnbTEYNRvpooz5bXmvY/s1600-h/heidi_pratt_im_a_celebrity_get_me_out_of_here.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizOdBUkG91M2o25SfvQhqQGzlNAGl10iuTC08hKKzUaifj4rlga5RqhAHogUrIoP-Rhvz5Dz8B1JcgpObcwdvv1-FWRBl2-hfbNTh7APfRkzbx5dTuAwdQWKLsDHnbTEYNRvpooz5bXmvY/s320/heidi_pratt_im_a_celebrity_get_me_out_of_here.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345056278093722274" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivQnideiyxitY_ASpTMAKWo6p4H9vQWjWqJMwMKNRqPTM4r-pB0__VDs_sAXgakFGu0EZkk3of3wvcbSaZwSJkMUtnQ6p6Wg-6obhvXsgzaD2qFcBgTvpQDS0S-bSuyTloxECjA9uTdGcS/s1600-h/heidi_spencer_get_married.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivQnideiyxitY_ASpTMAKWo6p4H9vQWjWqJMwMKNRqPTM4r-pB0__VDs_sAXgakFGu0EZkk3of3wvcbSaZwSJkMUtnQ6p6Wg-6obhvXsgzaD2qFcBgTvpQDS0S-bSuyTloxECjA9uTdGcS/s320/heidi_spencer_get_married.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345056997436879362" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt:</span><br />Paris Hilton, the "socialite" is famous for having a sex tape, taking Valtrex, being slutty (hence the sex tape and valtrex), and getting a dui and going to jail. I always thought that made you a loser, but I guess it can also make you famous. Doug Reinhardt is a nobody who was on one episode of The Hills for 30 seconds, but I guess that makes him appealing enough for Paris. Anyway, these two up-standing citizens have been slutting all around town and flaunting themselves with pubic displays of affection. Displays that are so vile, that Elton John's boyfriend had to kick these two off his yacht in Cannes:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9pbTJ6_R79wlFyXCKO2LoF-Bb4XKGMPAjXgbDNmiCjB4RUmosZxh1cX6kE4lUUhfBccvKoBu5YwA3oI9N6gG62vwH_FUsN3HkA1hzHwY0ahjA1ZoLhjnwrf5mTsRFP2TPKaUdZMnjwhY_/s1600-h/paris_hilton_and_doug_reinhardt_kicked_off_elton_john_yacht_in_cannes.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9pbTJ6_R79wlFyXCKO2LoF-Bb4XKGMPAjXgbDNmiCjB4RUmosZxh1cX6kE4lUUhfBccvKoBu5YwA3oI9N6gG62vwH_FUsN3HkA1hzHwY0ahjA1ZoLhjnwrf5mTsRFP2TPKaUdZMnjwhY_/s320/paris_hilton_and_doug_reinhardt_kicked_off_elton_john_yacht_in_cannes.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345055861642559042" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEii8lOJZt3Q15VXzjKDqzmfP9nYFGGPRhapXIUMWQmXFoSl6O5lnxsEp4e58tMKCechPCvoufHauUbdAtzAnd6vq15qiK5l71G_CQuFrzD4UCki5G21rP0sM1EIi_ZLxwpAs7m4Hfamz-nH/s1600-h/paris_hilton_and_doug_reinhardt_cannes_yacht.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEii8lOJZt3Q15VXzjKDqzmfP9nYFGGPRhapXIUMWQmXFoSl6O5lnxsEp4e58tMKCechPCvoufHauUbdAtzAnd6vq15qiK5l71G_CQuFrzD4UCki5G21rP0sM1EIi_ZLxwpAs7m4Hfamz-nH/s320/paris_hilton_and_doug_reinhardt_cannes_yacht.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345055940879869586" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">So VOTE in this first celebrity couple match-up:</span><br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" charset="utf-8" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/1690465.js"></script><noscript><br /><a href="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1690465/">Montag/Pratt vs Hilton/Reinhardt</a><span style="font-size:9px;">(<a href="http://answers.polldaddy.com">polls</a>)</span><br /></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-69605507060768707552009-05-28T12:00:00.000-04:002009-05-28T12:00:00.822-04:00Barry Manilow vs Clay AikenIf I was a middle aged woman, I would probably tear off my mom jeans faster than you can say "American Idol" to reproduce with either one of these lovely men. However, to me they just look like the same blonde gay/possibly gay man 35 years apart.<br /><br />So which of these soft-rock adult contemporary crooners would you rather reproduce with? And more importantly, are you a Fanilow or Claymate?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Barry Manilow:</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4MlF9up38QfX32TtRuRJJ8H-gTBWTTvuDpR2IKVKrcrWfBbePQWAOakWU38kFfUq5MLO635X5dttNY3__rkoYRC18Opwfd7z1eo6BbT1OTUmgYzL8TVpCkhPKLe_az90QQN_pLB5l1To-/s1600-h/barry_manilow.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 242px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4MlF9up38QfX32TtRuRJJ8H-gTBWTTvuDpR2IKVKrcrWfBbePQWAOakWU38kFfUq5MLO635X5dttNY3__rkoYRC18Opwfd7z1eo6BbT1OTUmgYzL8TVpCkhPKLe_az90QQN_pLB5l1To-/s320/barry_manilow.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340236908371580098" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Clay Aiken:</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCcgkgir_1c3PqDZH7ZorpOc_BLrtPyxN9k5-hcLYDNXjFgGbqVa3pUOK1dsOZwD6PEyPjj7sBFA-RL33dSS30q_Da2FHEdG4upqp9CEHW9sR7fEyvpuWE-QJb_Sd4LCmGUlsVe1unCDoj/s1600-h/clay_aiken.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCcgkgir_1c3PqDZH7ZorpOc_BLrtPyxN9k5-hcLYDNXjFgGbqVa3pUOK1dsOZwD6PEyPjj7sBFA-RL33dSS30q_Da2FHEdG4upqp9CEHW9sR7fEyvpuWE-QJb_Sd4LCmGUlsVe1unCDoj/s320/clay_aiken.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340237017935339138" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">VOTE:</span><br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" charset="utf-8" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/1653413.js"></script><noscript><br /><a href="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1653413/">Manilow vs Aiken</a><span style="font-size:9px;">(<a href="http://answers.polldaddy.com">opinion poll</a>)</span><br /></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-65472595062542376612009-05-27T23:13:00.004-04:002009-05-27T23:37:39.689-04:00Paula Abdul vs Kathie Lee GiffordWhich wacky, crazy tv host would you rather repopulate the earth with?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Paula Abdul</span><br />46 year old Paula Abdul is currently best known as the crazy pill-popping wackadoo host on American Idol. Other than acting crazy, Paula is best known for hit songs like "Straight Up"<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHUBtwRDnR7LzbI9jwFx9-E-y5x4FlLUZ2VGsjWGFUDJzUt7sqhvwj2Dj_OFMEufGpPgrM9O3jlbYH72FP0w-xVkDpwyklUiVDVXLl78-hIMJbsBo3qX4sGeHMQySIVIDNgIU3F7PU-93i/s1600-h/paula_abdul.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 270px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHUBtwRDnR7LzbI9jwFx9-E-y5x4FlLUZ2VGsjWGFUDJzUt7sqhvwj2Dj_OFMEufGpPgrM9O3jlbYH72FP0w-xVkDpwyklUiVDVXLl78-hIMJbsBo3qX4sGeHMQySIVIDNgIU3F7PU-93i/s320/paula_abdul.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340713235980525122" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Kathie Lee Gifford</span><br />55 year old Kathie Lee Gifford is best known as the former crazy co-host of Live With Regis and Kathie Lee and is now known as the crazy co-host on the Today show.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5aCbJmUsGxZuJ53no1HAVVDZ9_M6WqanJXIcWc_NO3Qqp7OYDREyRRoYqqQmJ8SdnMWVWly9u_CAIvkFXF8TLakoTXi4el1-WXxi8_hTxl91ForAZwbpOVl3pUK2d6frF3BPO2D8-axeK/s1600-h/kathie_lee_gifford.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 175px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5aCbJmUsGxZuJ53no1HAVVDZ9_M6WqanJXIcWc_NO3Qqp7OYDREyRRoYqqQmJ8SdnMWVWly9u_CAIvkFXF8TLakoTXi4el1-WXxi8_hTxl91ForAZwbpOVl3pUK2d6frF3BPO2D8-axeK/s320/kathie_lee_gifford.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340712438660317442" /></a><br /><br />So tell me, is it going to be you and Paula or Kathie Lee forever? <span style="font-weight:bold;">VOTE:</span><br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" charset="utf-8" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/1657333.js"></script><noscript><br /><a href="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1657333/">Abdul vs Gifford</a><span style="font-size:9px;">(<a href="http://answers.polldaddy.com">opinion polls</a>)</span><br /></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-29084724226249608892009-05-23T23:00:00.006-04:002009-05-23T23:20:45.871-04:00Steven Tyler vs Mick JaggerSpeaking of <a href="http://which-celebrity.blogspot.com/2009/05/lisa-rinna-vs-nikki-cox.html">big lips</a>, which aging rock star would you rather mate with?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Steven Tyler</span><br />63 year old big lipped Aerosmith singer Steven Tyler:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsG9_L4tSVuew7efl5hncZShflSxulRHLUBmAl4dElKxdwnW3h97XCKWaSVvSCbSLA1ayM7sQnqn_uj_Wshe26MUOmuaLERPMCag-tBThS_XW0DcjsxsK1aOoWDUVh4wR4R43EGvQyR24F/s1600-h/steven_tyler_singing.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 315px; height: 209px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsG9_L4tSVuew7efl5hncZShflSxulRHLUBmAl4dElKxdwnW3h97XCKWaSVvSCbSLA1ayM7sQnqn_uj_Wshe26MUOmuaLERPMCag-tBThS_XW0DcjsxsK1aOoWDUVh4wR4R43EGvQyR24F/s320/steven_tyler_singing.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339223846074803426" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Mick Jagger</span><br />Or would you rather have kids with 65 year old Rolling Stones singer Mick Jagger:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGuelwgRO6AdBQKk5D2JFMGF19VO6f0ZhA80-lSQiJRQZ_72fOslBegdn7kT79gLfffWZPHYEZK70Wz6l_obbins3CUlJCylKE90DY8TMJja3wgi67BF4str0kwsEgfQ7YE8HNiEW3_kcu/s1600-h/mick_jagger.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 246px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGuelwgRO6AdBQKk5D2JFMGF19VO6f0ZhA80-lSQiJRQZ_72fOslBegdn7kT79gLfffWZPHYEZK70Wz6l_obbins3CUlJCylKE90DY8TMJja3wgi67BF4str0kwsEgfQ7YE8HNiEW3_kcu/s320/mick_jagger.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339224379627050546" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">VOTE:</span><br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" charset="utf-8" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/1646383.js"></script><noscript><br /><a href="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1646383/">Tyler vs Jagger</a><span style="font-size:9px;">(<a href="http://www.polldaddy.com">online poll</a>)</span><br /></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-17059684667904703062009-05-20T23:07:00.004-04:002009-05-21T00:00:47.399-04:00Lisa Rinna vs Nikki CoxWhen I was a kid, I thought that the giant <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wax_lips">wax candy lips</a> I got at Halloween were awesome. But as an adult, it would look pretty ridiculous if I still wore them. That why I don't get why Lisa Rinna and Nikki Cox always wear them...oh wait...those are their real lips...they actually paid someone to make them look like that by injecting chemicals???<br /><br />So which of these ridiculously giant lipped ladies would you rather mate with?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Lisa Rinna</span><br />Lisa recently admitted on the Today show that she had silicone injected into her upper lip 23 years ago....shocker, I know. Back in the day, when Lisa was <a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3a/Rkk_and_lr.JPG/210px-Rkk_and_lr.JPG">Billie Reed</a> a trouble singer in love with Bo Brad, I thought she looked good. But many years later, those silicone lips have taken a turn for the worse:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhu7yDNnUhGFIhMgfojnsw8H-ehQ1tkFHeEGGsakv_GZ6Fg4LoHrMPsysM1ex1XjjenEniaz-9MeKUT1S2GdVi2vyzA74xt7cPVf6h1kNxlCnGlx-xOvqmu09xwZ8Ag5YaAhfXovjpzlI0X/s1600-h/lisa_rinna_giant_lips.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 266px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhu7yDNnUhGFIhMgfojnsw8H-ehQ1tkFHeEGGsakv_GZ6Fg4LoHrMPsysM1ex1XjjenEniaz-9MeKUT1S2GdVi2vyzA74xt7cPVf6h1kNxlCnGlx-xOvqmu09xwZ8Ag5YaAhfXovjpzlI0X/s320/lisa_rinna_giant_lips.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338113340259412066" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Nikki Cox</span><br />I don't know when Nikki Cox started looking like a weirdo, but it was sometime between Unhappily Ever After and marrying Jay Mohr Cox. Whenever it happened, she looks terrible with those lips:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0aYNCrd2kLacL66tZ0sMBjCZBnNsTPTNENATL0LZfeyolKfRpAHX1MmUrXueeZz1Fb-hHZ62PbVr5IAe272CDYBRg2Ujcz1MQnwq8CXZNa6HFIrqsPWj-fkhFnts_L8LX1uCopN4Xr5ej/s1600-h/nikki_cox_giant_lips.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 249px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0aYNCrd2kLacL66tZ0sMBjCZBnNsTPTNENATL0LZfeyolKfRpAHX1MmUrXueeZz1Fb-hHZ62PbVr5IAe272CDYBRg2Ujcz1MQnwq8CXZNa6HFIrqsPWj-fkhFnts_L8LX1uCopN4Xr5ej/s320/nikki_cox_giant_lips.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338118979108886066" /></a><br /><br />So which pouty celeb would you rather? <span style="font-weight:bold;">VOTE:</span><br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" charset="utf-8" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/1638639.js"></script><noscript><br /><a href="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1638639/">Rinna vs Cox</a><span style="font-size:9px;">(<a href="http://www.polldaddy.com">surveys</a>)</span><br /></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-80404133492285657772009-05-12T18:03:00.004-04:002009-05-12T18:28:01.575-04:00Prince vs Prince CharlesWhich Prince would you rather mate with?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Prince, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, O(+></span><br />Prince is a wacky musician known for outrageous outfits, controversial songs, and changing his name to an unpronounceable symbol. It's important to note that this would probably stick you with a lot of diaper duties, since it's hard to call for a guy whose name can't be pronounced.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVTnAaXeNGQDTNAfOl_VIAJPhLblGmKiEen-Px5bnOw45NxUUciKfKp9osJH97JE6MTBMCzgSZ-wA5U9ZLGSt5ut0fBhzIMg4nHkr-LVRQ8QfQhFrrK34wP5qEx86-A0zEOUl_IgXnb395/s1600-h/prince.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVTnAaXeNGQDTNAfOl_VIAJPhLblGmKiEen-Px5bnOw45NxUUciKfKp9osJH97JE6MTBMCzgSZ-wA5U9ZLGSt5ut0fBhzIMg4nHkr-LVRQ8QfQhFrrK34wP5qEx86-A0zEOUl_IgXnb395/s320/prince.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335066119606903986" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Prince Charles</span><br />Unlike the other Prince, Prince Charles is an actual prince. Although he doesn't seem like he'd be as much fun as the other Prince, Prince Charles of Wales (Charles Philip Arthur George), would be kinda cool to have kids with since they would become princes. But the whole cheating on Princess Diana thing makes him less desirable. Plus having the Queen Mum be your mother in law, or at least your baby-daddy's royal mom, doesn't seem like much fun. She doesn't strike me as a hands on Grandma who'd help with dirty diapers or feedings. And you'd also probably have to clean the house and hide the pringles before she came over since she's used to all that royal stuff. But on the other hand, that would be well worth it, if your kids get a stake in that inheritance.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimfw5s2nqogU7YnVwdvXNL7SWwdmBn-CALaMl_QY52vTjnmHi2ocWOMdaWaaPRpd7VO7fpCbol8XXvJktlMILUWE27nmd8Dw0RbsOQOQ1htRDYzCtVGMIpA__lWgM3glGu6bbiq9bh55F_/s1600-h/prince_charles.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 276px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimfw5s2nqogU7YnVwdvXNL7SWwdmBn-CALaMl_QY52vTjnmHi2ocWOMdaWaaPRpd7VO7fpCbol8XXvJktlMILUWE27nmd8Dw0RbsOQOQ1htRDYzCtVGMIpA__lWgM3glGu6bbiq9bh55F_/s320/prince_charles.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335066219255703506" /></a><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" charset="utf-8" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/1615782.js"></script><noscript><br /><a href="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1615782/">Prince vs Prince Charles</a><span style="font-size:9px;">(<a href="http://www.polldaddy.com">web polls</a>)</span><br /></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-28646214186865201732009-05-06T22:36:00.005-04:002009-05-06T23:29:43.641-04:00Sharon Stone vs Melanie GriffithThere's nothing wrong with aging, I even happen to be doing it right now. But there's a difference between regular aging, and aging while kicking and screaming and trying to angrily beat off time demons who are trying to kidnap you to their ancient lair filled with metamucil and episodes of Murder She Wrote.<br /><br />Such is the case of Sharon Stone and Melanie Griffith. At one time, they were good looking women who were flashing their hoo-ha's and marrying good looking Spaniards. But not so much anymore.<br /><br />Sharon Stone, age 51, was once the star of Basic Instinct but now seems to lack instincts of when to stop having plastic surgery. Come'on Sharon, we can all see you've had plastic surgery and it's not holding up so well for you.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsw6OSNGGxyfJik-KSVd0lTZsTNnjs6fzTrxBW683NXFCm6nzicfxNnG4PXqDeT0dNi0CacfhGa1M7fXN2p_5h5QQfrs5mjIXlbAeEQDM47U1YQdMK6G4dxhM3TjDoR0vuT5-ILnxx_n3e/s1600-h/sharon_stone.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsw6OSNGGxyfJik-KSVd0lTZsTNnjs6fzTrxBW683NXFCm6nzicfxNnG4PXqDeT0dNi0CacfhGa1M7fXN2p_5h5QQfrs5mjIXlbAeEQDM47U1YQdMK6G4dxhM3TjDoR0vuT5-ILnxx_n3e/s320/sharon_stone.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332914293164404658"/></a><br /><br />Melanie Griffith, also 51, is even a bigger culprit of this. I don't know about you, but I'd rather look old and human than like I'm made out of playdough.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMnsUWoC0pOFN7TmKjDdPDzwa2wJfvzFkFgntRkHDtX0Nkx0SgpLdiKS4eBzuz6Ib3mF6qtGGO_LdXmlW8MoMjUa-SgPYit1q5snYBsTD2k_gSTMbFcWS9yevnUaJi9DP_AdWj5vo5B6Q5/s1600-h/melanie_griffith.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 211px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMnsUWoC0pOFN7TmKjDdPDzwa2wJfvzFkFgntRkHDtX0Nkx0SgpLdiKS4eBzuz6Ib3mF6qtGGO_LdXmlW8MoMjUa-SgPYit1q5snYBsTD2k_gSTMbFcWS9yevnUaJi9DP_AdWj5vo5B6Q5/s320/melanie_griffith.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332917761663170322" /></a><br /><br />So, who'd you rather make plastic surgery babies with, Sharon or Melanie? VOTE:<br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" charset="utf-8" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/1600155.js"></script><noscript><br /><a href="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1600155/">Stone vs Griffith</a><span style="font-size:9px;">(<a href="http://answers.polldaddy.com">answers</a>)</span><br /></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-85014001718131305662009-02-26T14:49:00.008-05:002009-02-26T19:52:46.375-05:00David Hasselhoff vs Mel GibsonWhich worn out celebrity with a drinking problem would you rather do?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">David Hasselhoff</span><br />Once the male star on Baywatch and a uber-celebrity in Europe, the Hoff is now looking a little Hasseled these days. It doesn't help that his own daughter, in an effort to stop his drinking, released video of a very drunk David Hasselhoff eating hamburgers with no shirt on. <a href="http://pro.corbis.com/images/AX930883.jpg?size=67&uid={CD7BB8E5-4CD9-4A59-AF4F-4E81EF6E3C34}">Mitch Buchannon</a> has seen better days.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUvIdSuH5pJbux46MXbyJF0_vAicoHDL6uS46RDM0Zoza27l_WCNgEgRADnr2lI0bS9QjeO5TAHLa9o2UfPHX5THuMEEzid26-aqoD6Z7__S2olsIbtmK00TtDdeqYXrH7JJjjEPdLJrQf/s1600-h/david_hasselhoff.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 262px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUvIdSuH5pJbux46MXbyJF0_vAicoHDL6uS46RDM0Zoza27l_WCNgEgRADnr2lI0bS9QjeO5TAHLa9o2UfPHX5THuMEEzid26-aqoD6Z7__S2olsIbtmK00TtDdeqYXrH7JJjjEPdLJrQf/s320/david_hasselhoff.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5307199009073448850" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Mel Gibson</span><br />Once a big star in blockbuster movies, Mel Gibson has also seen better days. Even worse than the movie<a href="http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3595/signsgu5.jpg">"Signs"</a>, Mel's career really rock-bottomed when he was arrested while drunk driving and went on a drunk and raged anti-Semitic tirade and called the arresting officer "sugar tits."<br />Mugshot:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4PgB5JXFr5Gi8wWjNFwrLsZTyGYtO94KfWgaPAsxsQoZU_Z37mHvb8T0mboIVNfmws-rkLv7_9dP4UHkTJ7suwf1fWFxwb5xKwrlfyV1UepeylAETWihyphenhyphen6HLS0LrqzBT1LcFvs4yEFWZO/s1600-h/mel_gibson.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 260px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4PgB5JXFr5Gi8wWjNFwrLsZTyGYtO94KfWgaPAsxsQoZU_Z37mHvb8T0mboIVNfmws-rkLv7_9dP4UHkTJ7suwf1fWFxwb5xKwrlfyV1UepeylAETWihyphenhyphen6HLS0LrqzBT1LcFvs4yEFWZO/s320/mel_gibson.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5307220196013737202" /></a><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8" language="javascript" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/1405875.js"></script><noscript> <a href ="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1405875/" >Hasselhoff vs Gibson</a> <br/> <span style="font-size:9px;"> (<a href ="http://www.polldaddy.com"> polls</a>)</span></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-72083045845990909442009-02-18T12:34:00.004-05:002009-02-18T13:01:14.440-05:00Nadya Suleman vs Michelle DuggarWhich baby making machine would you rather have more children with? Either way, if you're forced to reproduce with sometime to save the world, either one of these mega mamas is probably a good bet. With 14 or 18 children, they probably know a thing or two about raising babies.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Nadya Suleman</span> <br />The octomom who's in the news for having EIGHT children at once! That's in addition to the SIX children she already has! Oh and she had them all through in vitro so the kids don't have a dad in their lives. And Nadya doesn't have job, lives with her parents, and receives food stamps and disability checks from the government.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPO4daiYgwrDzCVjKCHf8NdVv_DlZyNEg_kQudM26VGVrN0hH6G35FIYOhci19Yq9mumrMlHN4dMrjiEcAZXYYeHFHSiGn6v65dc-ocrPssdo1VjApptmP1FtBCXV57sAdMDBMHnzbdeLt/s1600-h/nadya_suleman_giant_belly.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 298px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPO4daiYgwrDzCVjKCHf8NdVv_DlZyNEg_kQudM26VGVrN0hH6G35FIYOhci19Yq9mumrMlHN4dMrjiEcAZXYYeHFHSiGn6v65dc-ocrPssdo1VjApptmP1FtBCXV57sAdMDBMHnzbdeLt/s320/nadya_suleman_giant_belly.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304194514797016658" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Michelle Duggar</span><br />The Duggar family currently has 18 children! I say "currently" because they have no plans to stop having more babies. Of the 18 kids, only 2 sets were twins, which means Mama Duggar has been pregnant 60% of the time over the last 20 years. The Duggars are super religious and conservative and live in Arkansas where dad, Jim-Bob, serves on the Arkansas house of representatives. Their children are home schooled, all of their names start with the letter J, and they have their own reality show.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWegePMsQRfOHv5m0Jwr3W7S9qz2_dEItVaP9hq9t2nPNF_T-BU8_f3Ichyphenhyphen56c8h5k-LHYBWI-Lypr3zKPGxBtL3i196VE3tp2KCtMZEB1YJia2Zl7KlTVWNBnA16JnQ5j-R8IZ1NBV-J6/s1600-h/michelle_duggar_family.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 274px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWegePMsQRfOHv5m0Jwr3W7S9qz2_dEItVaP9hq9t2nPNF_T-BU8_f3Ichyphenhyphen56c8h5k-LHYBWI-Lypr3zKPGxBtL3i196VE3tp2KCtMZEB1YJia2Zl7KlTVWNBnA16JnQ5j-R8IZ1NBV-J6/s320/michelle_duggar_family.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304197852853931394" /></a><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8" language="javascript" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/1381200.js"></script><noscript> <a href ="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1381200/" >Suleman vs Duggar</a> <br/> <span style="font-size:9px;"> (<a href ="http://www.polldaddy.com"> surveys</a>)</span></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-22106497647255459352009-02-17T00:17:00.004-05:002009-02-17T01:41:28.904-05:00Chris Brown vs R KellyThis is definitely a match up I wouldn't actually want to find myself choosing between.<br /><br />Chris Brown. Until a few weeks ago, Chris Brown probably seemed liked a great catch, young, talented, great singer, great dancer, seems like a nice guy. Like a young Michael Jackson (before he went nuts). Well it didn't take long until Chris went nuts himself, attacking and badly beating up singer girlfriend Rihanna. Definitely no longer reproduction worthy.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSzK8c8X-H7tBYaEGZOifB5tG5WZv25D80LewWXg0UlUwamG-pc6ecXs4vkmgi00JZes8Mb2X_r2fAQkJIkkw5Jl6RYvLwisVNcsC5WAjUGMJvbAsSQ1UknQnKAM2xz10sj0ToBZVJc7iP/s1600-h/chris_brown.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSzK8c8X-H7tBYaEGZOifB5tG5WZv25D80LewWXg0UlUwamG-pc6ecXs4vkmgi00JZes8Mb2X_r2fAQkJIkkw5Jl6RYvLwisVNcsC5WAjUGMJvbAsSQ1UknQnKAM2xz10sj0ToBZVJc7iP/s320/chris_brown.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303649842119601378" /></a><br /><br /><br />If assault and battery aren't your thing, and getting peed on is more your style the other choice is R Kelly. In addition to his annoying songs and awful music videos, which should be a crime on their own, R Kelly has been sued on multiple occasions and arrested for having sex with minors. Including his most famous trial for child porn charges after a tape surfaced involving him, a minor, and pee. Eew.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiI4SmLFqA_0kLLnDlAHI1KOXSJ1kbQiPaD1TJQ2jqCSgF9m8ATsOth_lHaCvOsAFXgBK_6J6UYSGUiEB1FvWcwHjk_Suis0TOulTThJsbFluZOCCoVW24zfq55ukDRjVa-Cj6q743mtVf/s1600-h/r_kelly.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 309px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiI4SmLFqA_0kLLnDlAHI1KOXSJ1kbQiPaD1TJQ2jqCSgF9m8ATsOth_lHaCvOsAFXgBK_6J6UYSGUiEB1FvWcwHjk_Suis0TOulTThJsbFluZOCCoVW24zfq55ukDRjVa-Cj6q743mtVf/s320/r_kelly.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303652335244771762" /></a><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8" language="javascript" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/1376808.js"></script><noscript> <a href ="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1376808/" >Brown vs Kelly</a> <br/> <span style="font-size:9px;"> (<a href ="http://www.polldaddy.com"> surveys</a>)</span></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-72390085052344621202008-11-24T17:53:00.004-05:002008-12-05T09:58:07.096-05:00Heidi Montag vs Victoria BeckhamWhich vapid, plastic android would you rather have children with? <br /><br />Heidi Montag (the female media hungry half of Speidi) whose recent plastic surgery have made her look just that...plastic...like a robot...a soulless attention slut robot. In addition to Heidi's plastic looks (from what I can tell she has fake boobs, fake lips, fake nose, fake cheek bones), she also lives a totally staged and faked life full of publicity stunts with her boyfriend/fake husband/robot programmer, Spencer Pratt.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1BKYXBkNtMWqfahA_dbKCFxsysUzM-u9nDyR-EN1fhLDCQ0V4vFA7cdPZ5w1gMXfLwq_NFvHjldncgozK4-ysg0CMvCrz28cKUOqTf8eJHUXLom97SiDrADkZ6PqQ9x6-pXavmKctMjVW/s1600-h/heidi_montag.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1BKYXBkNtMWqfahA_dbKCFxsysUzM-u9nDyR-EN1fhLDCQ0V4vFA7cdPZ5w1gMXfLwq_NFvHjldncgozK4-ysg0CMvCrz28cKUOqTf8eJHUXLom97SiDrADkZ6PqQ9x6-pXavmKctMjVW/s320/heidi_montag.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272363086403403234" /></a><br /><br /><br />Or would you rather reproduce with Victoria Beckahm? She is also very fake in some very obvious areas. Although she is probably not as soulless as Heidi, she is really scary and mean looking.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiibnjytHsZWIbh8UX6qZ4bEk6Ah6Jtaoz3w_lnZ3j5l_bupNfgt6_pGKJEEb0-btv8bHntPvFwZT40KC2st458HyCwN2du6HU7Tilkw_vtKLcuEUY5_BqjCo3jKun9TVYvcJB6Pisuw5kb/s1600-h/victoria_beckham.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiibnjytHsZWIbh8UX6qZ4bEk6Ah6Jtaoz3w_lnZ3j5l_bupNfgt6_pGKJEEb0-btv8bHntPvFwZT40KC2st458HyCwN2du6HU7Tilkw_vtKLcuEUY5_BqjCo3jKun9TVYvcJB6Pisuw5kb/s320/victoria_beckham.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272363167730897810" /></a><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/1136563.js"></script><noscript> <a href ="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1136563/" >Montag vs Beckham</a> <br/> <span style="font-size:9px;"> (<a href ="http://www.polldaddy.com"> polls</a>)</span></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-27563829828991274262008-11-21T09:00:00.000-05:002008-11-21T09:00:01.220-05:00Michael Jackson vs Marilyn MansonThis is perhaps the scariest match up, we've had to-date. Who would you rather reproduce and have children with, Michael Jackson or Marilyn Manson? Which creepy musician to pick...this is a tough one.<br /><br />Michael Jackson, who has been accused of molesting young boys numerous times and has turned into a freaky white woman over the years?<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHdPshyphenhyphenth7XQA5fxNGrkZ9EsARPjIV-1cHpgOfW8PPq8q7nKGTdunyGHE4lMMnmmFKn4J89jQ5aYPKIcFCjT1IreRjO0umY13kC9k_mnPQzglSE3dOt5rdIHh-C6uQYEyYqcwfA3cUqMnj/s1600-h/michael_jackson.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 271px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHdPshyphenhyphenth7XQA5fxNGrkZ9EsARPjIV-1cHpgOfW8PPq8q7nKGTdunyGHE4lMMnmmFKn4J89jQ5aYPKIcFCjT1IreRjO0umY13kC9k_mnPQzglSE3dOt5rdIHh-C6uQYEyYqcwfA3cUqMnj/s320/michael_jackson.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270863178695487010" /></a><br /><br />Or Marilyn Manson, androgynous goth musician, who is known for dressing in crazy makeup with creepy eyes and teeth:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-vlGR4qbnyAXfo7r-GRw0yUx9XntjnwKSzPbQbe05urhAZTs_U2WqHisguUAUKsiBKL0wjrZjCaNJ6-V0G6wqbpr2WFqx5hsJVsJjemNf0oF6aAsR-FGiLtVvSS55e-qfCxig0K5qqwLZ/s1600-h/marilyn_manson.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 302px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-vlGR4qbnyAXfo7r-GRw0yUx9XntjnwKSzPbQbe05urhAZTs_U2WqHisguUAUKsiBKL0wjrZjCaNJ6-V0G6wqbpr2WFqx5hsJVsJjemNf0oF6aAsR-FGiLtVvSS55e-qfCxig0K5qqwLZ/s320/marilyn_manson.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270863263868104610" /></a><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/1124384.js"></script><noscript> <a href ="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1124384/" >Jackson vs Manson</a> <br/> <span style="font-size:9px;"> (<a href ="http://www.polldaddy.com"> polls</a>)</span></noscript><br /><br />Thanks to William from <a href="http://www.ramblingsandjunk.com/">Ramblings & Junk</a> for this match up. If you have a match up you'd like to suggest, please leave a comment with your ideas.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-32392609872792658202008-11-20T09:00:00.000-05:002008-11-20T09:00:01.943-05:00Janice Dickinson vs Courtney LoveWhich strung out celeb would you rather have children with?<br /><br />53 year old former supermodel, and now wacky reality tv star, Janice Dickinson:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgblDEh-FtfepraJ0UqRWSQ_wD8h4o6a6VerecC9BMpEU7Hzh4_foTcSUlLaiUMgQ0xMgOJI8Np0Gyv6rwVaMPXuq7jaxPZRvY84PEf-H8rQiMyIVCmXWYXNmJPPBZBayHH7YPhl5RFlOLg/s1600-h/janice_dickinson.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgblDEh-FtfepraJ0UqRWSQ_wD8h4o6a6VerecC9BMpEU7Hzh4_foTcSUlLaiUMgQ0xMgOJI8Np0Gyv6rwVaMPXuq7jaxPZRvY84PEf-H8rQiMyIVCmXWYXNmJPPBZBayHH7YPhl5RFlOLg/s320/janice_dickinson.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270483376202675074" /></a><br /><br />Or 44 year old former singer, and now wacky former singer, Courtney Love:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUxdWKbaZRtnqx9od5Q9kf4IYC2Cd4D_RJ9URZ3Govyhugcri24ELbawt2jD_OPwGN3IqICm_lu9H_VrFRtnO6MJmK93WlbG1dnl5rr4ItNyeIzsz1STdC8zTtPO6OHBgy7aO9ruV4dpTm/s1600-h/courtney_love.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 294px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUxdWKbaZRtnqx9od5Q9kf4IYC2Cd4D_RJ9URZ3Govyhugcri24ELbawt2jD_OPwGN3IqICm_lu9H_VrFRtnO6MJmK93WlbG1dnl5rr4ItNyeIzsz1STdC8zTtPO6OHBgy7aO9ruV4dpTm/s320/courtney_love.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270484222224460674" /></a><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/1121911.js"></script><noscript> <a href ="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1121911/" >Dickinson vs Love</a> <br/> <span style="font-size:9px;"> (<a href ="http://www.polldaddy.com"> surveys</a>)</span></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-84206902856081061892008-11-19T16:06:00.001-05:002008-11-19T16:23:20.392-05:00George Bush vs John McCainKeeping with the political theme, would you rather reproduce with President George W. Bush or Senator John McCain?<br /><br />George W. Bush is younger, but pretty much put the United States on a downward spiral. <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPhIAuRvMoEMzlwjY80cFRyJL4audfIvkw50SbNSfGZ5IjK2bYNpN9FdJx79uzaFxBpDl7Q7GpXA0r6lEgC83n04KfOz-S_I1mMaccTih15UIiQv-7-_4hkT5WrE-RFRpK2D0mII2CrIAE/s1600-h/george_bush.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 172px; height: 194px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPhIAuRvMoEMzlwjY80cFRyJL4audfIvkw50SbNSfGZ5IjK2bYNpN9FdJx79uzaFxBpDl7Q7GpXA0r6lEgC83n04KfOz-S_I1mMaccTih15UIiQv-7-_4hkT5WrE-RFRpK2D0mII2CrIAE/s320/george_bush.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270479874733817634" /></a><br /><br />John McCain would mean you'd have to get it on with an old guy, but on the bright side you'd probably breed baby mavericks.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9_bMcP_lQng5Xa5OznBa6Lpe3f3GozPw9GhQ0C3qotXn064IDjHNbUo5XsZdRdAlwlVa04YxwAOXcYZoiRed6fbnIQGo7Xpd26vpWwcxV7H9HDYqpj5D35hrDJ7iw4A-egJU28o4YmymV/s1600-h/john_mccain.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 230px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9_bMcP_lQng5Xa5OznBa6Lpe3f3GozPw9GhQ0C3qotXn064IDjHNbUo5XsZdRdAlwlVa04YxwAOXcYZoiRed6fbnIQGo7Xpd26vpWwcxV7H9HDYqpj5D35hrDJ7iw4A-egJU28o4YmymV/s320/john_mccain.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270480896771088882" /></a><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/1121875.js"></script><noscript> <a href ="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1121875/" >Bush vs McCain</a> <br/> <span style="font-size:9px;"> (<a href ="http://www.polldaddy.com"> surveys</a>)</span></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-57815654465361053742008-11-03T13:41:00.001-05:002008-11-19T16:23:35.963-05:00Sarah Palin vs Hilary ClintonIn anticipation of tomorrow's election, I have two political figures to choose from today. Alaska Governor, and vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin. Or, New York Senator, and former democratic contender, Hilary Clinton. Remember, you're not choosing the best looking person to fool around with, the name of the game is to choose who you would pick to re-populate the earth with if you were one of the last human beings on the planet.<br /><br />So do you pick Sarah Palin with her gee-gosh conservative values?<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZm4zIe5upUguceId7g0B_NbYSs8601PL3_i3zKu683DqhkecitFhf335WSr4Dc3h0jMVYXnu17d57hOwUorOvokYBXktqQ_17AgMoGGvAZ-XCSKYhzqfPj7Sz1JrbtZbWFmmfqkw3QHFV/s1600-h/sarah_palin.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 271px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZm4zIe5upUguceId7g0B_NbYSs8601PL3_i3zKu683DqhkecitFhf335WSr4Dc3h0jMVYXnu17d57hOwUorOvokYBXktqQ_17AgMoGGvAZ-XCSKYhzqfPj7Sz1JrbtZbWFmmfqkw3QHFV/s320/sarah_palin.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264504968762417826" /></a><br /><br />Or Hilary Clinton, with liberal values, but risk catching something good old Bill passed along to her?<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIdnGNoZ4w1Dl5nL1gW6xI4Xyy_7pOkZ0Mjl-5EdMeuNRyWDqAH4jCW7Ijdl2NhNBKtpAdoRkrT9-dVr097yMKOVU61m0wCUK6_79WItEw8C5fdJfL6_TPT7h3PXoMbPhtNVcZpnnRi7Jo/s1600-h/hilary_clinton.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIdnGNoZ4w1Dl5nL1gW6xI4Xyy_7pOkZ0Mjl-5EdMeuNRyWDqAH4jCW7Ijdl2NhNBKtpAdoRkrT9-dVr097yMKOVU61m0wCUK6_79WItEw8C5fdJfL6_TPT7h3PXoMbPhtNVcZpnnRi7Jo/s320/hilary_clinton.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264505277801447746" /></a><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/1072208.js"></script><noscript> <a href ="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1072208/" >Palin vs Clinton</a> <br/> <span style="font-size:9px;"> (<a href ="http://www.polldaddy.com"> surveys</a>)</span></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-72965653325376878062008-10-29T12:16:00.000-04:002008-10-29T12:39:56.695-04:00Bill O'Reilly vs Rush LimbaughWhich political pundit with embarrassing scandals would you rather reproduce with?<br /><br />Bill O'Reilly, host of the O'Reilly Factor who made headlines a few years ago when he was accused of sexual harassment by his producer after regaling her with stories of his lewd fantasies, including ones involving a loofah (which he referred to as a falafel). Things got more embarrassing for O'Reilly when video of him <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tJjNVVwRCY">flipping out</a> at a producer was released.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrHOwW7hAUi6iZmx2jGnZ4aNEtskwDNJ0fXzo1r0iFt52cIu1V5Do_JB_i3BQTOaTjMTtSg7cRYqvqdq_pBpzgML2A480-w-rhyphenhypheneM2ppnI2WrtefRjN-2Bkduujb1p1pZxYwNRZR_D_SJL/s1600-h/bill_oreilly.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 275px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrHOwW7hAUi6iZmx2jGnZ4aNEtskwDNJ0fXzo1r0iFt52cIu1V5Do_JB_i3BQTOaTjMTtSg7cRYqvqdq_pBpzgML2A480-w-rhyphenhypheneM2ppnI2WrtefRjN-2Bkduujb1p1pZxYwNRZR_D_SJL/s320/bill_oreilly.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262613884098051570" /></a><br /><br />Or, would you rather mate with right-wing Rush Limbaugh? Also a pundit, Limbaugh spent years talking about how drug users should be sent "up the river", but was arrested in 2006 on drug charges for a prescription drug addiction.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjh6PVK37qezYE5WSUvX4duH6MvwEliy_Ux0lo46mFA8XmBTi6Mmfm-iMQgk-_64tRUrn0vE-Co83ilr-8R5Q8opkegXOVtlrHXgHghkTi1uU8ZXxFXvKTUrN_ewtDn-s2yP0eEvFj0sQum/s1600-h/rush_limbaugh.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 220px; height: 242px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjh6PVK37qezYE5WSUvX4duH6MvwEliy_Ux0lo46mFA8XmBTi6Mmfm-iMQgk-_64tRUrn0vE-Co83ilr-8R5Q8opkegXOVtlrHXgHghkTi1uU8ZXxFXvKTUrN_ewtDn-s2yP0eEvFj0sQum/s320/rush_limbaugh.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262616064243765666" /></a><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://s3.polldaddy.com/p/1056392.js"></script><noscript> <a href ="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1056392/" >O'Reilly vs Limbaugh</a> <br/> <span style="font-size:9px;"> (<a href ="http://www.polldaddy.com"> surveys</a>)</span></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-28737770226200463252008-10-23T18:05:00.000-04:002008-10-23T18:11:48.201-04:00Joan Rivers vs Joan Van ArkWhich aging, plastic surgery loving, Joan would you rather mate with?<br /><br />Joan Rivers, the classic example of too much plastic surgery (now 75 years old)<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4j_QG6Rnkq_YM73Ve5yMCdhgAA_u-w7NUA1lZfrw5yME_k35bXdIDEHtefdwjVZi-SMCW8UaNgl79mjo_LBsM8aLrNazixsnHGnO41BfOL6UuZ1nEJV-gD0EbG72KfabMgBp-0x55vDNV/s1600-h/joan_rivers.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 242px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4j_QG6Rnkq_YM73Ve5yMCdhgAA_u-w7NUA1lZfrw5yME_k35bXdIDEHtefdwjVZi-SMCW8UaNgl79mjo_LBsM8aLrNazixsnHGnO41BfOL6UuZ1nEJV-gD0EbG72KfabMgBp-0x55vDNV/s320/joan_rivers.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260474445175754482" /></a><br /><br />Or Joan Van Ark, 65 year old former soap opera actress, who also has a love of cosmetic surgery:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhThI15rT1bTqgpI2HWI_Xiydekpy5PkBWE9XE5ufpA3WLEGiHLlOH-Bcn2BFEGFmkloujjSPNOFCuqsVsSE54Te9YwndkIVTPzgdFXb9f1prK7CBF8cTMwNmzfj0fC-hcDSdX98K87ZPAC/s1600-h/joan_vanark.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 255px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhThI15rT1bTqgpI2HWI_Xiydekpy5PkBWE9XE5ufpA3WLEGiHLlOH-Bcn2BFEGFmkloujjSPNOFCuqsVsSE54Te9YwndkIVTPzgdFXb9f1prK7CBF8cTMwNmzfj0fC-hcDSdX98K87ZPAC/s320/joan_vanark.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260474908047534274" /></a><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://s3.polldaddy.com/p/1035046.js"></script><noscript> <a href ="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1035046/" >Rivers vs Van Ark</a> <br/> <span style="font-size:9px;"> (<a href ="http://www.polldaddy.com"> surveys</a>)</span></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-17520093054368886692008-09-15T12:58:00.000-04:002008-09-15T13:17:40.829-04:00Ed McMahon vs Bob BarkerWhich tv show host would you rather reproduce with?<br /><br />85 year old Ed McMahon, former Tonight Show side kick and Star Search host, who recently almost had his home foreclose:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgncCXoulKcTru6GqHqehuBYXa4kM-hVNyqMjr4VGUgPdhZTqdxuJeX0zMCKGyYVBdJLrlti5cvyyYW0Faqbu9FLXpiI7Pqc-XbUfEHScKqpPBHDeEZn3fObd4qsvSG8jtxJz9XEn48P0_i/s1600-h/ed_mcmahon.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgncCXoulKcTru6GqHqehuBYXa4kM-hVNyqMjr4VGUgPdhZTqdxuJeX0zMCKGyYVBdJLrlti5cvyyYW0Faqbu9FLXpiI7Pqc-XbUfEHScKqpPBHDeEZn3fObd4qsvSG8jtxJz9XEn48P0_i/s320/ed_mcmahon.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5246296079026946354" /></a><br />On the bright side, if you buy some magazines there's a small chance he'll show up to your house with a giant check for $1 million dollars.<br /><br /><br />Or would you rather mate with 84 year old Bob Barker, former host of the Price is Right? Bring your sparkly evening gown though, Bob had quite a few allegations of sexual harassment from his Barker Beauties during his 35 year run as host of the game show.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCiBycREfpZ0BPvFvTIyZXDcJYiBIK6Ta9x8dhOr3Y9vyMegiGn9ZkjTsQW9v1mczH1jzzDWnGEc1s8-Qa-l1cWY_r-q1zbIiaUniakqqwJuff-akTQ35mbbapbqbeeBI9Wr-aWRqOwb0r/s1600-h/bob_barker.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCiBycREfpZ0BPvFvTIyZXDcJYiBIK6Ta9x8dhOr3Y9vyMegiGn9ZkjTsQW9v1mczH1jzzDWnGEc1s8-Qa-l1cWY_r-q1zbIiaUniakqqwJuff-akTQ35mbbapbqbeeBI9Wr-aWRqOwb0r/s320/bob_barker.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5246297493039349666" /></a><br />Although I'd worry that Bob is so into spaying and neutering his pets, he might not want to reproduce either.<br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://s3.polldaddy.com/p/928289.js"></script><noscript> <a href ="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/928289/" >McMahon vs Barker</a> <br/> <span style="font-size:9px;"> (<a href ="http://www.polldaddy.com"> surveys</a>)</span></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-22867658890822297352008-08-27T09:56:00.000-04:002008-08-27T21:39:06.439-04:00Whoopi Goldberg vs Star JonesWhich past or current co-host of The View would you rather repopulate with, Whoopi Goldberg or Star Jones? Either way, get ready for some very opinionated chatting along with your coffee each morning.<br /><br />Whoopi Goldberg:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjp_N941B5hs3pxQ1HmA2cIyCWRt5aJ-Zuu6-8f-wlLJY0qLx8n5mgWW9a5_qgKouII5umDyMwTlWJBiie8eaBnamU2QHZWOwVKWUmhEHM_d9qVlDWq5SLKMj1mOVAPhiGq-4Y7MN993Xv6/s1600-h/whoopi_goldberg.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjp_N941B5hs3pxQ1HmA2cIyCWRt5aJ-Zuu6-8f-wlLJY0qLx8n5mgWW9a5_qgKouII5umDyMwTlWJBiie8eaBnamU2QHZWOwVKWUmhEHM_d9qVlDWq5SLKMj1mOVAPhiGq-4Y7MN993Xv6/s320/whoopi_goldberg.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239199608260682578" /></a><br /><br />Star Jones: There was a period of time when I was impressed that Star Jones was getting skinny and looked good, but now she's taken it too far. Her face is looking scary now that she's so skinny:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJuS-2sJhFa48o07qqGp7_yytABVBOBWqugzduXajwTeQgzmUQk_3QuI-P3WHd8Lit22ZqYAWprNwdhFUCPEgcUIJOWq55W6l_UlZYsWWcNCEvb76z4_9qio68kq1c6pQHjHFTlbzf1iqP/s1600-h/star_jones.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJuS-2sJhFa48o07qqGp7_yytABVBOBWqugzduXajwTeQgzmUQk_3QuI-P3WHd8Lit22ZqYAWprNwdhFUCPEgcUIJOWq55W6l_UlZYsWWcNCEvb76z4_9qio68kq1c6pQHjHFTlbzf1iqP/s320/star_jones.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239200495469308466" /></a><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://s3.polldaddy.com/p/885105.js"></script><noscript> <a href ="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/885105/" >Goldberg vs Jones</a> <br/> <span style="font-size:9px;"> (<a href ="http://www.polldaddy.com"> polls</a>)</span></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-15783510543740067952008-08-26T10:21:00.000-04:002008-08-26T10:28:44.487-04:00Tommy Lee vs Kid RockWhich dirty looking rocker,Pam Anderson ex-husband, would you mate with? Tommy Lee (real name Thomas Lee Bass) or Kid Rock (real name Robert James Ritchie)? Either way, you'll probably get a venereal disease.<br /><br />Tommy Lee:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx6sd4TnBcAg7vvS9x2TMf-qQl0UnT0td_yypuv4fY3HCmP3R0dTaIIS7SddMGm73DlOKPp6TjbCMnjDWziQzeDC5nUl6df-nF_K2IXuFykHzR1ZL6UFFw3LSm4hl9Fo0rC-eUG5IfEhaQ/s1600-h/Tommy_Lee.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx6sd4TnBcAg7vvS9x2TMf-qQl0UnT0td_yypuv4fY3HCmP3R0dTaIIS7SddMGm73DlOKPp6TjbCMnjDWziQzeDC5nUl6df-nF_K2IXuFykHzR1ZL6UFFw3LSm4hl9Fo0rC-eUG5IfEhaQ/s320/Tommy_Lee.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238832794269054882" /></a><br /><br />Kid Rock:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-clzF0vOIM6PFT6Ixqr9S4rdtB3EPbz3byMBfGs1A-tOWp7wPM5jt4gA009ipEozPDFjcU_59Wp9IpyKDDyLF9csFegmzakshRWipUKPGVi6OlkEmfdNES94AF_kUbfVQZcpChNn9yihM/s1600-h/kid_rock.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-clzF0vOIM6PFT6Ixqr9S4rdtB3EPbz3byMBfGs1A-tOWp7wPM5jt4gA009ipEozPDFjcU_59Wp9IpyKDDyLF9csFegmzakshRWipUKPGVi6OlkEmfdNES94AF_kUbfVQZcpChNn9yihM/s320/kid_rock.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238832909851740866" /></a><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://s3.polldaddy.com/p/881394.js"></script><noscript> <a href ="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/881394/" >Lee vs Rock</a> <br/> <span style="font-size:9px;"> (<a href ="http://www.polldaddy.com"> polls</a>)</span></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-63178339438165123452008-08-22T16:13:00.000-04:002008-08-22T16:43:52.435-04:00Whitney Houston vs Latoya JacksonWhich crazy singer, who's career has disappeared, would you pick?<br /><br />Whitney Houston, who used to look good and have a great career, but lately looks as whack as crack:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxUXDzXsQa2_jnJf7-fAoxa_5KTraYd8OCM9Il0AOlMZ_nAhBVT5vYzbVQl8gqsTw8fkQvbOhSCGYWckTSUtLXpWEyxa7qMvtxjyV6f3eiSxQUqGGpzcsMS-pRp2pBT_UYemdSQxDL8kP3/s1600-h/whitney_houston.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxUXDzXsQa2_jnJf7-fAoxa_5KTraYd8OCM9Il0AOlMZ_nAhBVT5vYzbVQl8gqsTw8fkQvbOhSCGYWckTSUtLXpWEyxa7qMvtxjyV6f3eiSxQUqGGpzcsMS-pRp2pBT_UYemdSQxDL8kP3/s320/whitney_houston.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237444574864164802" /></a><br /><br />Or Latoya Jackson, who like the rest of the Jackson family seems to have a disorder where their face evaporates over time:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSS7eB7lSBQGUpX3MFcqD8pFMgNTVhCE_wmzASr-5LTD1oDQzx1xxjhoa5kTS7mL9jTegkKs038gBfxOMIEPGnvaVY6SojrEkaF6gOIqFqP-7_J-UEx4LXPeB0i7mgGqhqCtCmmUZSzBB9/s1600-h/latoya_jackson.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSS7eB7lSBQGUpX3MFcqD8pFMgNTVhCE_wmzASr-5LTD1oDQzx1xxjhoa5kTS7mL9jTegkKs038gBfxOMIEPGnvaVY6SojrEkaF6gOIqFqP-7_J-UEx4LXPeB0i7mgGqhqCtCmmUZSzBB9/s320/latoya_jackson.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237445160049513730" /></a> <br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://s3.polldaddy.com/p/874386.js"></script><noscript> <a href ="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/874386/" >Houston vs Jackson</a> <br/> <span style="font-size:9px;"> (<a href ="http://www.polldaddy.com"> polls</a>)</span></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-51343160073268469302008-08-21T15:03:00.000-04:002008-08-21T15:37:33.603-04:00Screech vs UrkelWhich TV nerd would you rather mate with? <br /><br />Screech, Dustin Diamond, from Saved by the Bell who recently made a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dustin_Diamond#Sex_tape">dirty sex tape</a>(link to Wikipedia- not the actual tape!) and did celebrity boxing on tv:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4NkQj6ZMeGpKVp_-t7lYxfkec96kvCnAMW5MyklGrYvN-avF44VB-PTz-q_GBRf2aIFMtKcCK_4XKauYdYYoNuLTZ4-yRhRIPdleqQuvVPUMoyTyFfSl-iwCk0KHcLPocQuu_ZPDJ4Cx0/s1600-h/screech_dustin_diamond.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4NkQj6ZMeGpKVp_-t7lYxfkec96kvCnAMW5MyklGrYvN-avF44VB-PTz-q_GBRf2aIFMtKcCK_4XKauYdYYoNuLTZ4-yRhRIPdleqQuvVPUMoyTyFfSl-iwCk0KHcLPocQuu_ZPDJ4Cx0/s320/screech_dustin_diamond.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237051242565152578" /></a><br /><br />Steve Urkel, Jaleel White, from Family Matters who's been in a few shows but hasn't had too much going on since his days of playing an annoying nerdy neighbor.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8gAj_nILPQNAXne_-b57gtYBQZYjJvFy7mUa_bFOqDm0gcNULpkpVFP0hwOCo9W4toYeW_T7xEQS9MRFrk4P9GpC2QcNzTZ9LKJuHcpoQF56xLtAxpGyFaTLkh8efo0AtRgU9VBYR9XU3/s1600-h/urkel_jaleel_white.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8gAj_nILPQNAXne_-b57gtYBQZYjJvFy7mUa_bFOqDm0gcNULpkpVFP0hwOCo9W4toYeW_T7xEQS9MRFrk4P9GpC2QcNzTZ9LKJuHcpoQF56xLtAxpGyFaTLkh8efo0AtRgU9VBYR9XU3/s320/urkel_jaleel_white.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237051756315026754" /></a><br /><br />I'd personally pick Jaleel White, but only if he showed up as Stefan Urquelle.<br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://s3.polldaddy.com/p/871514.js"></script><noscript> <a href ="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/871514/" >Screech vs Urkel</a> <br/> <span style="font-size:9px;"> (<a href ="http://www.polldaddy.com"> surveys</a>)</span></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1494974526126171120.post-85324623608680070612008-08-20T11:46:00.000-04:002008-08-20T11:50:36.279-04:00Snoop Dogg vs Lil JohnWhich ugly rapper would you rather reproduce with? These two don't need much of an explanation, they're just ugly.<br /><br />Snoop Dogg:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGFIszpGlvHcJ8tj6vAKIKodUd0-P91cuwjeDRdIwl0C2TZsFeumB_6YHS9atl2TIh_0zzNlwJKoqzMhZ_2E1fXl6v6EBmpNnoK0of8Mu902NQe_dq8kYN9D4kXToUgwY4SZLNbNyYcIhj/s1600-h/snoop_dogg.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGFIszpGlvHcJ8tj6vAKIKodUd0-P91cuwjeDRdIwl0C2TZsFeumB_6YHS9atl2TIh_0zzNlwJKoqzMhZ_2E1fXl6v6EBmpNnoK0of8Mu902NQe_dq8kYN9D4kXToUgwY4SZLNbNyYcIhj/s320/snoop_dogg.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236627107728705698" /></a><br /><br /><br />Lil John:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuIRbUTvYqcufPLZAkAeO6XKrSAYS7pferx94XYLaVOo_VcjA8fOJmVmxEr3mEZDFuTA0SzzjheLVQVii8IkfdegEFJo6PTVvFaQEUDz5H0SvK3H0vPgPWNDkeh4tj2O_vzc2Veq85KMrO/s1600-h/lil_john.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuIRbUTvYqcufPLZAkAeO6XKrSAYS7pferx94XYLaVOo_VcjA8fOJmVmxEr3mEZDFuTA0SzzjheLVQVii8IkfdegEFJo6PTVvFaQEUDz5H0SvK3H0vPgPWNDkeh4tj2O_vzc2Veq85KMrO/s320/lil_john.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236627240264320882" /></a><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://s3.polldaddy.com/p/867955.js"></script><noscript> <a href ="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/867955/" >Dogg vs John</a> <br/> <span style="font-size:9px;"> (<a href ="http://www.polldaddy.com"> polls</a>)</span></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0