Which Celebrity Would You Rather Reproduce With?

Jocelyn. Although Jocelyn is completely hideous, and must be crazy for doing that to her face, she is still less likely than Amy Winehouse to carry a nasty disease. No use in trying to repopulate the earth if we’re both just going to die from one of her diseases.

Downfall to Jocelyn is that its impossible to tell her age and her child bearing years may have been over 5o years ago.

I was going to say the same thing. For all we know, Jocelyn is in her 70’s or 80’s. But I’m less likely to contract some disease from her. Amy’s probably shared needles with half the junkies in England. Plus, her skin condition looks contagious, too.

Even though Jocelyn looks like Eric Stolz in Mask, I think I'd be safer doing her than Amy Winehouse.