Which Celebrity Would You Rather Reproduce With?

Which past or current co-host of The View would you rather repopulate with, Whoopi Goldberg or Star Jones? Either way, get ready for some very opinionated chatting along with your coffee each morning.

Whoopi Goldberg:


Star Jones: There was a period of time when I was impressed that Star Jones was getting skinny and looked good, but now she's taken it too far. Her face is looking scary now that she's so skinny:

Which dirty looking rocker,Pam Anderson ex-husband, would you mate with? Tommy Lee (real name Thomas Lee Bass) or Kid Rock (real name Robert James Ritchie)? Either way, you'll probably get a venereal disease.

Tommy Lee:


Kid Rock:

Which crazy singer, who's career has disappeared, would you pick?

Whitney Houston, who used to look good and have a great career, but lately looks as whack as crack:


Or Latoya Jackson, who like the rest of the Jackson family seems to have a disorder where their face evaporates over time:

Which TV nerd would you rather mate with?

Screech, Dustin Diamond, from Saved by the Bell who recently made a dirty sex tape(link to Wikipedia- not the actual tape!) and did celebrity boxing on tv:



Steve Urkel, Jaleel White, from Family Matters who's been in a few shows but hasn't had too much going on since his days of playing an annoying nerdy neighbor.


I'd personally pick Jaleel White, but only if he showed up as Stefan Urquelle.

Which ugly rapper would you rather reproduce with? These two don't need much of an explanation, they're just ugly.

Snoop Dogg:



Lil John:

Which butter-face from rich celebrity parents would you rather mate with?

I'm pretty sure that if you stuck Bruce Willis in a dress, he'd be a more attractive female then his daughter Rumer Willis. I'm really not sure what happened between Bruce and Demi Moore to have a daughter that got the complete short end of the genetics stick.

Rumer Willis:



Tori Spelling is another butterface. I feel bad that her dad was worth over $300 million, and only left Tori $800,000 and that face:

I'm very happy for Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi who just got married. But other celebrities have lesbian girlfriends that are very surprising choices.

Check out Lindsey Lohan's new girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. Gay or straight, I wouldn't want to reproduce with her because she looks so dirty and skeevy:


Then there is Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend, Christine Marinoni. Although she doesn't look gross like SamRo, I'd think Cynthia would find someone that looked a little less like a 12 year old boy:

With the Hills coming back on tv last night, I think it's an appropriate time to choose between 2 hated reality show losers.

Spencer Pratt from The Hills who is not only spineless and would do anything for attention, but also has gross facial hair and is a giant d*bag:


Or there's the previously most hated male reality star, Puck (David Rainey)from the Real World San Francisco. There he tried to disgust his roommates with his snot, sticking his gross hands into other people's food, and generally being as dirty and vile as possible:

Which Tom Cruise wife (past or present) would you rather breed with?

Katie Holmes is better looking, but seems brainwashed and is morphing into a 12 year old boy (must be one of Tom's requests). On the other hand, Nicole Kidman's face is turning very scary and plastic looking from botox/collegen overuse, however she did manage to escape Tom's maniacal grasp and his brainwashing.

Katie Holmes:


Nicole Kidman:

Which closet-homosexual Scientologist would you rather re-populate the Earth with?

Tom Cruise, who's at his creepiest:


John Travolta, who's looks are quickly slipping:

Speaking of Roseanne, which celebrity comedian "Rose" would you pick:

Roseanne Arnold/Bar:


Rosie O'Donnell:

Which Roseanne Ex would you choose?

Tom Arnold (younger, but was real husband and actually slept with Roseanne)


John Goodman (older, but was only tv husband and did not actually sleep with Roseanne)

Which grotesque, disfigured, disgusting skin celebrity would you rather?

Amy Winehouse, with nasty meth skin:


Jocelyn Wildenstein, also known as the “cat woman”, with probably even more plastic surgery gone wrong than Michael Jackson:

Which unattractive, surprisingly muscular, celebrity redhead would you rather repopulate with?

Danny Bonaduce:



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