Which Celebrity Would You Rather Reproduce With?

Which vapid, plastic android would you rather have children with?

Heidi Montag (the female media hungry half of Speidi) whose recent plastic surgery have made her look just that...plastic...like a robot...a soulless attention slut robot. In addition to Heidi's plastic looks (from what I can tell she has fake boobs, fake lips, fake nose, fake cheek bones), she also lives a totally staged and faked life full of publicity stunts with her boyfriend/fake husband/robot programmer, Spencer Pratt.



Or would you rather reproduce with Victoria Beckahm? She is also very fake in some very obvious areas. Although she is probably not as soulless as Heidi, she is really scary and mean looking.