Chris Brown vs R Kelly
This is definitely a match up I wouldn't actually want to find myself choosing between.
Chris Brown. Until a few weeks ago, Chris Brown probably seemed liked a great catch, young, talented, great singer, great dancer, seems like a nice guy. Like a young Michael Jackson (before he went nuts). Well it didn't take long until Chris went nuts himself, attacking and badly beating up singer girlfriend Rihanna. Definitely no longer reproduction worthy.
If assault and battery aren't your thing, and getting peed on is more your style the other choice is R Kelly. In addition to his annoying songs and awful music videos, which should be a crime on their own, R Kelly has been sued on multiple occasions and arrested for having sex with minors. Including his most famous trial for child porn charges after a tape surfaced involving him, a minor, and pee. Eew.
